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Robert Allen: A Canny Welcome

The North Tyne folks is canny folksFrom Kielder ti the werl,But them that lives i’ Bellingjum’sThe canniest o’ them erl. An’ when ye come amang us, y’oureAs welcome as can be,Ye’ll find that wor hospitabulAn’ open-hearted tee. But if ye plan te settle heor,Ye’ll hatta leorn the rules’We divvent like the cocky yins,An’ canna bide … Read more

Robert Allen: A Cautionary Tale

Ah met an owld sweetheort the day.Ah’d courted when a lad;She smiled at the same shy way,But, man, hor eyes were sad. Ah kindly asked about hor healthAn’ hoo she’d fared i’life,An’ hed she come the way o’ wealthAs some man’s canny wife. “Three times” – she towld us, -“Ah’ve bin wed,Three times a widow … Read more

Robert Allen: Bonnie North Tyne

Fair Doon the dale the dark North TyneRins bonnie on hor chosen line;Wi’ monny a sparklin’ silvor shineUpon hor faceShe weshes banks she wesh’d lang syneI’ reivin’ days On Kieldor fells she hes hor riseWheor sweet the lang-bill’d curloo cries;An’ tho’ at forst but lowpin’ size,-A wee bit ditch,-Yet bi she gits wheor wor place … Read more

Robert Allen: Spuggies

THE ‘SPUGGIE‘ Passer domesticus – SpuggieThe “Spuggie” is the Geordie and Northumbrian name for the “House Sparrow” (Passer domesticus). Its name is part of the famous Geordie tongue twister -“Thors a spuggie stuck in the sckeul spoot). They were a mightly pest on farms descending on standing and laid corn crops, and devouring newly sown grass seed. … Read more

Robert Allen: The Corbie Crow

Oot ower the fell, he’s eyes aglint.Aye scroongin’ owt below,Yon crafty ridor o’ the wind,Theor flees the corbie crow. A blackie’s eye hes fancy feed,A pickle blood he’s dram,He spies hes belly’s orgent need.A werm-dopt kebbit lamb. The splodges on yon tufty knoweErl bloo an’ kerl noo showJust hoo the sorra o’ the yoweWes suppor … Read more

Northumbrian poetry: “The Great Daft Laddies’ Waal” by Donald Clegg

THE ‘GREAT DAFT LADDIES’ WAAL By Donald CleggThere is a little cottage standin’ on a windy Highland brae,The bonniest Butt and Ben inventeed, definitely, Aa wad say.Way, way up a hillside in an Aberdeenshor glen,It belangs to school-day friends, that stay theor noo and then. It hes a country garden, tended both by Tom and … Read more

Robert Allen: The Grittor

When wintor skies deep frost forebodes,Or snows come snell an’ bittor;Way up an’ doon the North Tyne roadsGans Willie wi’ hes grittor. Worth ivv’ry penny o’ yor rates,Wor Willie is nee quittor;Of erl the lads amang hes matesYe winna find a fittor. Hes wagon load o’ grit an’ selt,Yince seen, ye’ll no forgit hor;For when … Read more

Robert Allen: The Owld Farmor’s Advice

Just two things kills a yowe, Ah’m towld,An’t’s no see vary wrang,-She’s eethor gittin some bit cowld,Or else she’s lain ower lang. For if she’s ta’en in’ int’ hor heid,(An’ whee’s ti stand an’ blame hor?)That’s time she laid hor doon an’ deidThor’s nowt’ll stop the flamor! Thore’s sic a yin ahint yon tree,What’s gittenn … Read more

Robert Allen – Northumbrian Farmer, Poet and Historian

Northumberland, history, culture, dialect, Robert Allen, humour By Clive Dalton Robert and his wife Angela moved into Redesmouth farm, near Bellingham around 1950. After Robert had done his military service he gained farm experience near Prendwick before taking over at Redesmouth farm, which his father Colonel Allen from Haydon Bridge owned and had rented out … Read more

Northumberland verse by Donald Clegg

Strange but true By Donald Clegg 2012 Aa was workin’ in the garden, Aa remember varry plain ‘Cos it was the only day this yeor when it hadn’t poured wi’ rain. Aa cut the grass and forked the beds, howked weeds ‘til aal was tame, Pruned bushes, sorted oot the shed…….and then the midgies came! … Read more

Robert Allen: The costly chimney cowl

Background by Clive Dalton Graham Batey is the third generation of the Batey family of builders in Bellingham that traded under the name of ‘Joseph G. Batey and Sons, Builders and Contractors’. Graham was the last partner in the business along with his Uncle Arthur when he must have received an order from Robert Allen … Read more

Poem by Billy Bell – Redesdale roadman, Border bard

 Comment by Clive Dalton This is my favourite poem by Billy Bell in the publication below: Billy Bell, Redesdale Roadman, Border Bard, his  life, times and poetryBy Susan Ellingham and Johnny Handle. Published by The Heritage Centre, Bellingham, NE48 2DF Printed by Robson Print, Hexham, NE46 3PU Print book Edition 2013 ISBN 978-0-9575426-0-0 This poem … Read more

F George Clark – 95th birthday tribute

Before a well earned retirement to Waihi Beach, George Clark was a Waikato hill country farmer all his life, taking on the challenge with his brother to finish off the development of steep hill country at Te Pahu near Hamilton started by his parents. He is the father of New Zealand’s highly respected former Prime … Read more

Billy Bell, Redesdale Roadman, Border Bard 1862-1941

  A book for anyone who loves Northumberland William “Billy” Bell, Redesdale Roadman, Border Bard. His life, times and poetry By Susanne Ellingham and Johnny Handle Published by The Heritage Centre, Bellingham, NE48 2DF Printed by Robson Print, Hexham, NE46 3PU Print book Edition 2013 ISBN 978-0-9575426-0-0 The text content of this book is also … Read more