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Robert Allen: A Canny Welcome

The North Tyne folks is canny folksFrom Kielder ti the werl,But them that lives i’ Bellingjum’sThe canniest o’ them erl. An’ when ye come amang us, y’oureAs welcome as can be,Ye’ll find that wor hospitabulAn’ open-hearted tee. But if ye plan te settle heor,Ye’ll hatta leorn the rules’We divvent like the cocky yins,An’ canna bide … Read more

Robert Allen: A Cautionary Tale

Ah met an owld sweetheort the day.Ah’d courted when a lad;She smiled at the same shy way,But, man, hor eyes were sad. Ah kindly asked about hor healthAn’ hoo she’d fared i’life,An’ hed she come the way o’ wealthAs some man’s canny wife. “Three times” – she towld us, -“Ah’ve bin wed,Three times a widow … Read more

Robert Allen: Bonnie North Tyne

Fair Doon the dale the dark North TyneRins bonnie on hor chosen line;Wi’ monny a sparklin’ silvor shineUpon hor faceShe weshes banks she wesh’d lang syneI’ reivin’ days On Kieldor fells she hes hor riseWheor sweet the lang-bill’d curloo cries;An’ tho’ at forst but lowpin’ size,-A wee bit ditch,-Yet bi she gits wheor wor place … Read more

Robert Allen: Spuggies

THE ‘SPUGGIE‘ Passer domesticus – SpuggieThe “Spuggie” is the Geordie and Northumbrian name for the “House Sparrow” (Passer domesticus). Its name is part of the famous Geordie tongue twister -“Thors a spuggie stuck in the sckeul spoot). They were a mightly pest on farms descending on standing and laid corn crops, and devouring newly sown grass seed. … Read more

Robert Allen: The Corbie Crow

Oot ower the fell, he’s eyes aglint.Aye scroongin’ owt below,Yon crafty ridor o’ the wind,Theor flees the corbie crow. A blackie’s eye hes fancy feed,A pickle blood he’s dram,He spies hes belly’s orgent need.A werm-dopt kebbit lamb. The splodges on yon tufty knoweErl bloo an’ kerl noo showJust hoo the sorra o’ the yoweWes suppor … Read more

Northumbrian poetry: “The Great Daft Laddies’ Waal” by Donald Clegg

THE ‘GREAT DAFT LADDIES’ WAAL By Donald CleggThere is a little cottage standin’ on a windy Highland brae,The bonniest Butt and Ben inventeed, definitely, Aa wad say.Way, way up a hillside in an Aberdeenshor glen,It belangs to school-day friends, that stay theor noo and then. It hes a country garden, tended both by Tom and … Read more

Robert Allen: The Grittor

When wintor skies deep frost forebodes,Or snows come snell an’ bittor;Way up an’ doon the North Tyne roadsGans Willie wi’ hes grittor. Worth ivv’ry penny o’ yor rates,Wor Willie is nee quittor;Of erl the lads amang hes matesYe winna find a fittor. Hes wagon load o’ grit an’ selt,Yince seen, ye’ll no forgit hor;For when … Read more

Robert Allen: The Owld Farmor’s Advice

Just two things kills a yowe, Ah’m towld,An’t’s no see vary wrang,-She’s eethor gittin some bit cowld,Or else she’s lain ower lang. For if she’s ta’en in’ int’ hor heid,(An’ whee’s ti stand an’ blame hor?)That’s time she laid hor doon an’ deidThor’s nowt’ll stop the flamor! Thore’s sic a yin ahint yon tree,What’s gittenn … Read more

Robert Allen – Northumbrian Farmer, Poet and Historian

Northumberland, history, culture, dialect, Robert Allen, humour By Clive Dalton Robert and his wife Angela moved into Redesmouth farm, near Bellingham around 1950. After Robert had done his military service he gained farm experience near Prendwick before taking over at Redesmouth farm, which his father Colonel Allen from Haydon Bridge owned and had rented out … Read more

Daft Laddie tales from North Tyne & Rede: Rocks & plough socks

Northumberland, farming, history, dialect, humour, machinery, ploughing, plough sock(shares), 1950s By Donald Clegg RocksNot all a Daft Laddie’s knowledge was gained the hard way. Some came simply by asking questions of the boss, or the old hands on the farm. I had been ploughing a field ready to sow corn, or maybe turnips, when the plough … Read more

Daft Laddie tales from North Tyne & Rede: The King wants a hand

Northumberland, farming, humour, dialect, military service, morse code, Korea, history, 1950s By Donald ClegggThe King wants a Daft LaddieFor two years I was a guest of His Majesty King George VI, followed by Her Gracious Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. It was an offer I couldn’t refuse and spent much of my National Service in Korea … Read more

Daft Laddie tales of North Tyne & Rede: The Tyne’s oot

Northumberland, farming, humour, dialect, Daft Laddies, floods, camping , history, 1950s By Donald Clegg Draining the peat for tree plantingAfter National Service I returned to work on a farm in the North Tyne and where I had my Daft Laddie wrestle with the bracken crusher. In those pre-Kielder dam days the North Tyne River was prone to … Read more

Daft Laddies tales of North Tyne & Rede: My H Samuel’s pocket watch

Northumberland, farming, humour, dialect, Daft Laddies, history, 1950s By Donald Clegg Don’s watch by H Samuel’s of Newcastle upon Tyne. It’s now in gentle retirement with a new boot lace to keep it safe Do you remember the H Samuel Ever-Right pocket watch? It cost all of 30/- (£1.50) in the 1950’s and was a must for … Read more

Daft Laddie tales of North Tyne & Rede: Donald Clegg

Donald Clegg(Image at left from The Northumbrian Magazine)Don organising his squirrel feeder Donald Clegg was born at Rochester in Redesdale. After Grammar school he worked as a postman delivering mail on foot to farms around the area. He worked on farms in Redesdale and after being called up for his military service and ‘doing time’ helping … Read more

Moor burning: A Redesdale Daft Laddie’s burning desire

Northumberland, Redesdale, agriculture, farming, history, moor burning, moorland management, dialect, humour Moor burning: A Redesdale Daft Laddie’s burning desire By Donald Clegg The smell of reekFor hundreds of years man has used fire as a means to clear scrub and invasive plants off land so that he could farm it in one way or another. … Read more

Bellingham Show – Part 1

Northumberland, farming, history, entertainment, Agricultural show, Bellingham By Clive Dalton Highlight of the farming yearThe highlight of our year up the North Tyne, without doubt, was Bellingham Show held in the last week of August for well over 100 years. We Bellingham folks dated everything in our lives by the Show. Arguments over dates could … Read more